How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?