Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did you learn in school today, son?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?