What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a bear's favorite movie?