Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?