Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?