Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?