Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the dog overweight?