What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How does dinner smell?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?