What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?