What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?