Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?