Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What animal has 20/20 vision?