What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How do fish watch TV shows?