Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a doll's favorite car?