Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?