What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why was the math book sad?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kind of car does a chicken have?