What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Go deep see fishing.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?