Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Things were getting heated.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is another name for a cow?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do bees gossip?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?