What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Clark Dent.
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?