Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?