Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?