What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What do you give a sick pig?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What does a cat go to sleep on?