What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What types of dogs are bilingual?