Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?