Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?