Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?