How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a frog's favorite year?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?