What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's black and white and red all over?
Where do hands go on vacation?