How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
Why are trees always so positive?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How did the toad die?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?