What animal likes to party the most?
Pigs. They go hog wild!
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What bird is always sad?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?