What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
When do cows get tired?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where does water do all its banking?