What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the mime upset?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?