What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do kittens go to school?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?