Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Grimace™.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?