Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
The Burrito Supreme Court.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?