What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?