Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?