What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Don't worry, they're just a pigment of your imagination.
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?