What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?