Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?