Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do surfers go to school?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?