What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Zu-kinis!
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's a cow's favorite music note?