What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?