What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did summer say to spring?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How do fall and winter say hello?