Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?