Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How much money does a skunk have?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?