Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do kids love theater classes?