What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?