What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call the successful dog detective?