What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
Why did the elk have great hair?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
People are so hard on car mechanics.