What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shih tzu-se you!
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why is a computer so smart?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?