What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?