Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?